Muse Laser Spa — 1,728 Hours of Your Life
Full Body Laser Hair Removal · Chicago Area
You will spend
0hours
of your life shaving

That is 72 full days.
A college semester.
Gone. To a razor.

Muse Laser Spa offers full body laser hair removal for $330. One price, permanent results, three locations across Chicago. Your time is worth more than this.

200+
Google Reviews
5.0 ★
Rating
$330
Full Body
Book Now — $330 →

Only 8 spots left this month

The shaving audit

Here is exactly
what shaving costs you in time.

This is not about money. This is about the hours — the mornings, the prep, the routine — that accumulate over a lifetime into something you can never get back.

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0
Minutes per day
Average time spent shaving, every single morning, for life
Lifetime habit
📅
0
Hours over 40 years
That is 1,728 hours standing in the shower with a razor
Gone forever
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~8
Hours at Muse total
6–8 sessions of 60 minutes each. Done. Permanently.
Muse laser
Real Results

See what you are
switching to.

Real Muse clients. No filters — Candela GentleMax Pro results at our Chicago-area locations.

Before → After
Laser hair removal before and after
Underarms
After 1 session
Before → After
Laser hair removal before and after
Legs
After 3 sessions
Before → After
Laser hair removal before and after
Legs
After 5 sessions
Before → After
Laser hair removal underarms before and after
Underarms
After 3 sessions
What Is Included

Every area. $330 flat.

✓
Full Legs
Upper + lower + feet & toes
✓
Full Arms
Shoulders to wrists + hands
✓
Underarms
Complete coverage
✓
Bikini / Brazilian
Full or standard
✓
Any 3 Small Areas
Chin, lip, sideburns + more
What Clients Say

200+ five-star Google reviews. See all reviews →

★★★★★

"I have struggled with excessive body hair for years and was carefully researching the right place. Muse Laser Spa did not disappoint. I would choose this place again and again!"

D
Diana V.
Rolling Meadows
✓ Verified Google Review
★★★★★

"Both Oksana and Natalya were incredibly professional. Much quicker and less painful than I expected. After a few sessions — significant reduction. Truly a life-changing investment."

D
Diana L.
Rolling Meadows
✓ Verified Google Review
★★★★★

"Absolutely smooth process — results already after my first session! Super cute and clean salon. I have been recommending to everyone I know!"

A
Alejandra C.
Chicago
✓ Verified Google Review
How It Works

Four steps to reclaiming your time.

01
Book or Request a Callback
Book online instantly or leave your details — we call within 2 hours to confirm your appointment.
02
Free Skin Assessment
We assess your skin tone and hair type and personalize your treatment settings. All types I–VI welcome.
03
6–8 Treatment Sessions
60 minutes each, spaced 4–6 weeks apart. Visible reduction from session one — hair grows back thinner immediately.
04
Done. For Good.
90%+ permanent reduction after a full course. Most clients return once a year for maintenance. That is it.
Our Equipment

Candela GentleMax Pro.
The gold standard.

Consistently rated the best laser hair removal device of the last decade by dermatologists worldwide. Dual-wavelength technology — 755nm Alexandrite + 1064nm Nd:YAG — that works safely on every skin tone from I to VI. We own it. We use it every day.

Top
Candela Provider
I–VI
All Skin Tones Safe
#1
Rated Device 10 Yrs
2x
Dual Wavelength
Muse Laser Spa team
Our Team

Licensed experts.
Real results.

Every treatment at Muse is performed by a licensed, trained specialist — not rotating staff, not trainees. The same providers, the same standards, every time.

Three Chicago-area locations. 200+ five-star reviews. See all reviews → Top Provider 2025.

Stop losing time to the razor

Book now or
get a free callback.

Book online instantly, or leave your details and we will call within 2 hours to confirm your appointment at the location nearest you.

Full Body Laser Hair Removal — $330
No payment required today
Free skin assessment included
Weekend and evening appointments available
Results visible after your first session
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Common Questions

Everything you need to know.

Does laser hair removal hurt?
Most clients describe quick, warm pulses — very tolerable. We use a Zimmer Chiller cooling system during every treatment. Much more comfortable than waxing.
How many sessions will I need?
Most clients need 6–8 sessions spaced 4–6 weeks apart. Results are visible after your very first session — hair grows back slower and thinner immediately.
Does it work on my skin tone?
Yes. Our Candela GentleMax Pro uses dual-wavelength technology that safely treats all skin types I–VI, including darker skin tones that other lasers cannot handle.
Are the results permanent?
After 6–8 sessions, most clients experience 90%+ permanent reduction. Most return once a year for one maintenance session. No more daily shaving, no more waxing.
What does the $330 include?
Full legs, arms, underarms, bikini or Brazilian, stomach, back, hands, feet, and any 3 small areas. Everything. One flat price. No hidden fees.
Can I book online right now?
Yes — click Book Now in the navigation to schedule instantly. Or leave your details below and we will call within 2 hours to confirm at the nearest location.