Muse Laser Spa — You've Been Spending This on Razors
Full Body Laser · Chicago

You've been buying
all of this
with your razor money.

The average woman spends $14,400 on shaving over her lifetime. That's not a number — that's a Dyson, a trip to Italy, a year of Pilates, and a lot more.

Full body laser at Muse: $330 per session.
200+ five-star Google reviews
Top Provider 2025
All skin tones
3 IL locations
Book Now — $330 →

Only 8 spots left this month at this price

Your lifetime shaving receipt
🪒
Razors & cartridges
~480 over 40 years
$4,800
🧴
Shaving cream & products
40 years worth
$2,400
💆
Waxing appointments
~8x per year
$7,200
🩹
Ingrown treatments
Products, appointments
$800
Lifetime total$15,200
vs Muse full body laser$330 per session.
The real cost of shaving

$15,200 on razors.
Here's what that looks like.

Every item below is something your shaving habit is paying for instead of you. Let that sink in.
💨
Dyson Airwrap
You could have 24
$600 each
✈️
Weekend in Paris
6 full trips
$2,500 each
🧘
Pilates class pack
152 packs of 10
$100 per pack
💄
Sephora haul
76 full hauls
$200 each
🏋️
Gym membership
25 years covered
$600/year
👜
Designer bag
10 quality pieces
$1,500 each
💅
Mani-pedi session
380 sessions
$40 each
🛁
Spa day
38 full spa days
$400 each
🏠
Airbnb weekend
30 weekend trips
$500 each
✨
Muse Full Body Laser
Done forever
$330
Or spend $330 at Muse and keep the rest.
Permanent results. All skin tones. Three Chicago-area locations.
Book Now — $330 →
Real Results

See the difference.

Real Muse clients. No filters — Candela GentleMax Pro at our Chicago-area locations.

Before → After
Laser hair removal before and after
Underarms
After 1 session
Before → After
Laser hair removal before and after
Legs
After 3 sessions
Before → After
Laser hair removal before and after
Legs
After 5 sessions
Before → After
Laser hair removal underarms before and after
Underarms
After 3 sessions
What Clients Say

200+ five-star Google reviews. See all reviews →

★★★★★

"I have struggled with excessive body hair for years. Muse Laser Spa did not disappoint. The technicians are super nice and accommodating. I would choose this place again and again!"

D
Diana V.
Rolling Meadows
✓ Verified Google Review
★★★★★

"Both Oksana and Natalya were incredibly professional. Much quicker and less painful than expected. After a few sessions — significant reduction. Truly a life-changing investment."

D
Diana L.
Rolling Meadows
✓ Verified Google Review
★★★★★

"Absolutely smooth process — results already after my first session! Super cute and clean salon. I have been recommending to everyone I know!"

A
Alejandra C.
Chicago
✓ Verified Google Review
What's Included

Every area. $330 flat.

No hidden fees, no upsells, no surprises.

✓
Full Legs
Upper + lower + feet & toes
✓
Full Arms
Shoulders to wrists + hands
✓
Underarms
Complete coverage
✓
Bikini / Brazilian
Full or standard
✓
Any 3 Small Areas
Chin, lip, sideburns + more
How It Works

4 steps to never shaving again.

01
📅
Book or Get a Callback
Book online instantly or leave your details — we call within 2 hours.
02
🔍
Free Skin Assessment
We personalize your settings to your skin tone and hair type. All types welcome.
03
⚡
6–8 Sessions
60 min each, 4–6 weeks apart. Results visible after your first session.
04
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Done Forever
90%+ permanent reduction. Keep your razor money. Spend it on something worth it.
Our Equipment

Candela GentleMax Pro.
The gold standard.

Consistently rated the best laser hair removal device of the last decade by dermatologists worldwide. Dual-wavelength technology — 755nm Alexandrite + 1064nm Nd:YAG — that works safely on every skin tone from I to VI. We own it. We use it every day.

Top
Candela Provider
I–VI
All Skin Tones Safe
#1
Rated Device 10 Yrs
2x
Dual Wavelength
Muse Laser Spa team
Our Team

Licensed experts.
Real results.

Every treatment at Muse is performed by a licensed, trained specialist — not rotating staff, not trainees. The same providers, the same standards, every time.

Three Chicago-area locations. 200+ five-star reviews. See all reviews → Top Provider 2025. This is what expertise looks like.

Stop funding your razor habit

Book now or
get a free callback.

Book online instantly, or leave your details and we call within 2 hours to confirm your appointment at the nearest location.

Full Body Laser Hair Removal — $330
No payment required today
Free skin assessment included
Weekend & evening appointments available
Results visible after your first session
Ready to book right now?
Schedule your appointment instantly online
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Only 8 spots left this month at this price

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FAQ

Got questions?

Does laser hair removal hurt?
Most clients describe quick, warm pulses — very tolerable. We use a Zimmer Chiller cooling system during every treatment to maximize comfort.
How many sessions will I need?
Most clients need 6–8 sessions spaced 4–6 weeks apart. Results visible after session one — hair grows back slower and thinner immediately.
Does it work on my skin tone?
Yes. Our Candela GentleMax Pro dual-wavelength technology safely treats all skin types I–VI, including darker skin tones that other lasers can't handle.
Are the results permanent?
After 6–8 sessions, 90%+ permanent reduction. Most clients return once a year for one maintenance session — that's it.
What does $330 include?
Full legs, arms, underarms, bikini or Brazilian, stomach, back, hands, feet, and any 3 small areas. Everything. One price. No hidden fees.
Can I book online right now?
Yes — click "Book Now" to schedule instantly. Or leave your details below and we'll call within 2 hours to confirm at the nearest location.